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Inregistrat: 2/14/2006
Mesaje: 36610
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Nivel: TOP TEAM
Inregistrat: 2/14/2006
Mesaje: 36610
| The President of Cuba has announced that Cuba will not participate in the next Summer Olympics. He said that, "Anyone who can run, jump, or swim has already left the country." |
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Inregistrat: 2/22/2006
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Inregistrat: 3/27/2006
Mesaje: 18834
| Kiki wrote:The President of Cuba has announced that Cuba will not participate in the next Summer Olympics. He said that, "Anyone who can run, jump, or swim has already left the country."
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Nivel: TOP TEAM
Inregistrat: 2/14/2006
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| What's the difference between white fairytales and black fairytales?
Answer: White fairy tales start, "Once upon a time...".
Black fairytales start, "Yo, you motherfuckers ain't gonna believe this shit..."
An Arab was interviewed at the US Embasy for a USA Visa.
Consul: What is your name?
Arab: Abdul Aziz.
Consul: Sex?
Arab: Six to ten times a week.
Consul: I mean, male or female.
Arab: Both male and female and sometimes even camels.
Consul: Holy cow!
Arab: Yes, cows and dogs too!!!
Consul: Man...isn't it hostile?
Arab: Horse style, dog style, any style.
Consul: Oh...dear!
Arab: Deer? No deer, they run to fast. |
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| Concurs pentru cei mai rapizi poeti. Final disputat intre un pastor si un cioban. Trebuiau sa compuna o strofa care sa se termine cu cuvantul "Timbuktu". Dupa 44 de secunde amandoi termina simultan.
Strofa pastorului a fost ascultata prima:
I was a priest for all my life.
I had no children and no wife.
I red the bible trough and trough,
to all my way to Timbuktu.
Publicul este emotionat - fecioarele sfioase isi sterg nasurile umede.
Vine si randul ciobanului-poet. Nici un murmur.
When Tim and I to Brisbane went,
We met three ladies cheep to rent.
As they were three, and we were two,
I booked one, and Tim booked two. |
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Inregistrat: 9/13/2006
Mesaje: 1653
| The dream of Borcea:
Borcea is trying to connect to UEFA Champions league server...
...loading
...fatal error
...the connection was reset by LAZIO
...please try again next year |
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Nivel: TOP TEAM
Inregistrat: 2/14/2006
Mesaje: 36610
| Kmy wrote:The dream of Borcea:
Borcea is trying to connect to UEFA Champions league server...
...loading
...fatal error
...the connection was reset by LAZIO
...please try again next year
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Nivel: MEMBRU FONDATOR
Inregistrat: 3/1/2006
Mesaje: 7513
| Kiki wrote:Concurs pentru cei mai rapizi poeti. Final disputat intre un pastor si un cioban. Trebuiau sa compuna o strofa care sa se termine cu cuvantul "Timbuktu". Dupa 44 de secunde amandoi termina simultan.
Strofa pastorului a fost ascultata prima:
I was a priest for all my life.
I had no children and no wife.
I red the bible trough and trough,
to all my way to Timbuktu.
Publicul este emotionat - fecioarele sfioase isi sterg nasurile umede.
Vine si randul ciobanului-poet. Nici un murmur.
When Tim and I to Brisbane went,
We met three ladies cheep to rent.
As they were three, and we were two,
I booked one, and Tim booked two.
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Inregistrat: 3/1/2006
Mesaje: 7513
| Kiki wrote:What's the difference between white fairytales and black fairytales? Answer: White fairy tales start, "Once upon a time...". Black fairytales start, "Yo, you motherfuckers ain't gonna believe this shit..."
An Arab was interviewed at the US Embasy for a USA Visa. Consul: What is your name? Arab: Abdul Aziz. Consul: Sex? Arab: Six to ten times a week. Consul: I mean, male or female. Arab: Both male and female and sometimes even camels. Consul: Holy cow! Arab: Yes, cows and dogs too!!! Consul: Man...isn't it hostile? Arab: Horse style, dog style, any style. Consul: Oh...dear! Arab: Deer? No deer, they run to fast.
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| Kiki wrote:What's the difference between white fairytales and black fairytales? Answer: White fairy tales start, "Once upon a time...". Black fairytales start, "Yo, you motherfuckers ain't gonna believe this shit..."
An Arab was interviewed at the US Embasy for a USA Visa. Consul: What is your name? Arab: Abdul Aziz. Consul: Sex? Arab: Six to ten times a week. Consul: I mean, male or female. Arab: Both male and female and sometimes even camels. Consul: Holy cow! Arab: Yes, cows and dogs too!!! Consul: Man...isn't it hostile? Arab: Horse style, dog style, any style. Consul: Oh...dear! Arab: Deer? No deer, they run to fast.
demential, demential! |
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Inregistrat: 2/22/2006
Mesaje: 4839
| Kiki wrote:What's the difference between white fairytales and black fairytales? Answer: White fairy tales start, "Once upon a time...". Black fairytales start, "Yo, you motherfuckers ain't gonna believe this shit..."
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ma cata dreptate are bancul asta...chiar asa vorbesc astia frate , parca n-au facut engleza in aceeasi scoala  |
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Mesaje: 6843
| THE COMPUTER SWALLOWED GRANDMA
The computer swallowed bobba.
Yes, honestly its true!
She pressed 'control' and 'enter'
And disappeared from view.
It devoured her completely,
The thought just makes me squirm.
She must have caught a virus
Or been eaten by a worm.
I've searched through the recycle bin
And files of every kind;
I've even used the Internet,
But nothing did I find.
In desperation, I asked Jeeves
My searches to refine.
The reply from him was negative,
Not a thing was found 'online.'
So, if inside your 'Inbox,'
My bobba you should see,
Please 'Copy,''Scan' and 'Paste' her
And send her back to me.
This is a tribute to all the bobbas who have been fearless
and learned to use the
Computer........ They are the greatest!!!
We do not stop playing because we grow old;
We grow old because we stop playing .
NEVER Be The First To Get Old!
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Inregistrat: 2/14/2006
Mesaje: 36610
| Nu chiar banc, dar merge...
Words women use
1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
5. Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
6. That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome.
8. Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU! (certificat!!!)
9. Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3. |
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Nivel: TOP TEAM
Inregistrat: 2/14/2006
Mesaje: 36610
| Due to the current financial crisis facing the world at the moment, the light at the end of the tunnel will be switched off to save on electricity costs, until further notice.
Sincerely yours,
God |
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